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Liz Truss to put the “disco” into disconnection

In line with her recent return from the political wilderness, Liz Truss is also planning to release a new single, we’ve discovered. According to her publicist, the record even surpasses Theresa May’s “Dancing Queen” and will put the “disco” back into “disconnection”.

 

We’ve printed the lyric sheet below (with apologies to Mick and David Jackson and Elmar Krohn)

 

Blame it on the lefties

The media’s always bleating and it wouldn’t be a bad thing
But now they’ve all gone all left wing and that’s no lie
We set a mini budget and, man, we didn’t fudge it
And from that night I kissed the job goodbye

Don’t blame it on the markets
Don’t blame it on the tax cuts
Don’t blame it on the MPs
Blame it on the lefties

So we were down the khazi, (that’s why I sacked old Kwasi)
The blob of vested interests did for me
I’ve spent no time reflecting, I’d rather be deflecting
I just don’t “get” responsibility

Don’t blame it on the markets
Don’t blame it on the tax cuts
Don’t blame it on the MPs
Blame it on the lefties

I just can’t (woo)
I just can’t (woo)
I just can’t control those Reds

Don’t blame it on the markets, etc.

 

Note this post first appeared on Newbiscuit

 

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