Skip to content

Permissive

Random stuff from the poorly decorated passages of our warped minds. Song lyrics are a particular weird obsession but if you don’t like them, don’t worry, we have other fixations, like politics, film and music.

We have a few satire site favourites here, especially:

Private Eye

Newsbiscuit

MT McGuire Authorholic is a blog with a good mixture of funny and serious.

But we’d also love to hear from other satirists (formal or informal). Even if you’re not into satire, we’d still like to extend the usual invitation to like/dislike any of our content and to tell us via the Comment field beneath each post.

Here are the latest posts ……

  • Just Stop Oil accuse local drama group of faking a protest to gain publicity for their show
    Last night a local production of “Mr Blobby: the Musical” appears to have been interrupted by two eco-protestors running on the stage. According to a video seen widely on YouTube, in a key dramatic moment, just before the young Blobby’s first solo, two masked protestors rushed the stage, throwing blue powder and carrying placards. However, a spokesman ...
  • “Owl” and “Pussycat” to be deported
    A foreign couple who landed in a small boat were arrested yesterday at Bong Tree Beach. The pair, who only identified themselves as “Owl” and “Pussycat” are now expected to be deported to the Great Gromboolian Plain, as part of the Government getting tough on small boat refugees. “I knew they weren’t from round here”, said ...
  • Liz Truss to put the “disco” into disconnection
    In line with her recent return from the political wilderness, Liz Truss is also planning to release a new single, we’ve discovered. According to her publicist, the record even surpasses Theresa May’s “Dancing Queen” and will put the “disco” back into “disconnection”.   We’ve printed the lyric sheet below (with apologies to Mick and David Jackson and ...
  • Seasonal Songs 2022
      Our little contribution to seasonal cheer. Enjoy and don’t forget to comment and share below.     Warm Christmas I’m dreaming of a warm Christmas Just like the ones we used to know With the heaters glowing And all the while knowing We’d pay the bill and still afford Tesco.     The Holly and the Phillip The Holly and the Phillip Now they were in a queue Of ...
  • British monarch and PM with same name – it never ends well!
    Let’s post this before there’s yet another change in PM! TBH, we’re not the first to pick this up (see here, for example) but we may be the first to discuss it in a statistical framework. Since the first recognised Prime Minister, Robert Walpole (1721), there have been 67 different monarch-PM combinations. The average duration of these ...
  • Brush up your Classics
    It’s not going great for our PM (at the time of posting). His competence and likeability ratings are both falling, according to these YouGov polls and neither include the aftermath of last week’s by-elections. How should he respond? Well, there’s always the old strategy (and he’s used it before!). Profuse apologies to Cole Porter.   Brush up your Classics In the ...
  • Our Christian Tory MPs know the Bible but do you?
      Estimates vary but it’s possible now that more Britons don’t believe in a God than those who do.   Six Characters not in Search of The Author However, amongst our current Government, a significant number of key influencers openly label themselves Christian. It’s surprisingly difficult to find an overall estimate of religious belief amongst MPs (let me know ...
  • Things that were better before Britain joined the EU
    Cheer up Britain! We know there are “teething problems” associated with Brexit such as this: Border delays and Economic impacts and Pigeon problems   However, are these the real reasons Britain voted Brexit? Here’s a list of some more important things to remind you of how much better things were before Britain joined the EU?   1. Better FIFA World Cup performance   By Britain we mean England, ...
  • Exclusive: Government to choose next Archbishop of Canterbury
    By our Ecclesiastical Reporter, Hywel Ridd-Mee Our analysis and contacts suggest that Government is moving to change how the Archbishop of Canterbury is selected, possibly in exchange for some “emergency roof funding”. Our contact noted that “the Archbishop makes frequent moral statements for the general population; however, sometimes these statements are anti Government policy and often ...
  • North Devon Surfing Songs
    North Devon World Surfing Reserve I can’t be the only one thinking this…..   Photo by Surfing Croyde Bay on Unsplash   Surfing Devon Way If everybody had a brain fart Across the whole UK Then everybody’d be surfing Like out on Wooly Bay. You see ‘em haul on their wetsuits Their mitts and booties too Shivering in the car park Surfing Devon Way Etc.   Berrynarbor Girls Well, Drassic girls are ...